10. Use the cheapest hosting provider you can find.
Preferably use a shared server that hosts hundreds of other sites, some of which are high-traffic porn sites. Don't check the list of recommended hosting providers.
9. Don't waste time with regular backups.
Maybe the hosting provider will help you out.
8. Don't waste time adjusting PHP and Joomla! settings for increased security.
Hey, the install was brain-dead easy. How bad could the rest be? Worry about those details only if there's a problem.
7. Use the same username and password for everything.
Just like lasts months template we redo an oldie and bring it back. This time its eWorld, our very first template that was released! The design is geared towards a portfolio style website but can be used for anything. We include an edited version of the new Fronpage Display 2. It includes some visuals that match the eWorld II design and a preloader for your images. eWorld II gives you the option to use three different backgrounds throughout the template giving your site its own unique look. The template also includes the sub text option on the main menu and the S5 box popup. 
